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Dear Blogger,

We are pleased to inform you that, once again, it is September the first. Unfortunately, that means that for yet another year, you not have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed our commiserations in the form of a signed note reading ‘sorry muggle’, and a picture of Peeves laughing at you.

Term begins today. Too bad you’re not going to be here.

Yours mockingly,

Albus Dumbledore

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